My Goal Cobbling

I am going to make goals again.  Because.  That is what I do. 

Goal #1 Finish the semester blasting.
To feel better about myself. 

Goal #2 Don't finish that last semester.  Why, because UTA sucks, that's why. 
Because It's worthless.  I guess I have to find Someone Special First. 

Goal #2 1/2 Find that special someone. 
I guess I have to find him, and meet him and take him out to coffee. 

Goal #3 Exercise...Be less gross.
I think we should all have this goal (Side Note:  I tried to give this to God (like have a time with the sister's exercising...yeah it didn't work out) #prayerdidn'tworkyet)

Goal #4 Get a job. 
Money.  Pay back loans, rent and groceries, and car payment things. 

Goal #5 Go to the church meetings that I am called to go to. 
I need God, too.  And God people.  I love me some God people!

Goal #6 Get a car
(for job)( and church meetings). 

Goal #7 Believe that I'm redeemable and an ok person. 
I have like that impossible staircase picture self-esteem.  It's like I'm going along, things are fine, I'm happy with myself, and woot, won't you know it, I'm walking around upside down on the other side of the building. 

I'm irresponsible, you know.  I don't care if the butterfly wings here cause a tsunami in Japan.  And this is eating at me.  I don't have anyone checking me, you know? 

I believe we should write goals down, at least the DUMB ones ( Dreamy, Unrealistic, Magnificent, Bold).  Then we should forget about them, and come back to them at intervals to see what has changed, stayed the same, etc. 

Do you think these goals are dumb enough?  Or are they GROW goals?  I. e.  Workable, middle-ground goals?  (Goal, Reality, Obstacles, Way forward?)  Mainly, more about these goals, next time.